relationships

Overheard: Daddy and Naomi discussing relationships.



Daddy: “Michael is your uncle because he is Mommy’s brother.”
Omi: “Nooooo. He’s not a brother! I’M your brother!”
Daddy: “No, you’re my daughter. Daddy has some brothers: uncle Paul and uncle Scott”
Omi: “No, Daddy’s not a brother. You’re a boy!”
Daddy: “Ok, that’s right. Daddy is a boy. Naomi is a girl and Mommy is a girl.”
Omi: “Nooooo. Mommy’s not a girl! Silly.”
Daddy: “She’s not? What is she?”
Omi: “Stacey.” (duh)