overheard

Dinner conversation between Naomi and the little termite flying around the light: (She had just watched Mark catch a termite with his paper towel, so she was trying to lure this one in so she could catch it)

"Come here, bug!" (sweetly)

"Come here! BUG! COME HERE!"

"Come here, come here, come here!!"

*sigh*

"Come get on the towel!" (holding up her paper towel)

(Looking a little bewildered that the bug wasn't taking her up on her offers)

"HEY! Bug! Come over here!"

"Come eat pizza wif me!"